He made a noise into the pillow. “They’ve run out of ideas.”
I got up and he caught my wrist.
“Where are you going?”
“Bathroom.”
He let go.
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He made a noise into the pillow. “They’ve run out of ideas.”
I got up and he caught my wrist.
“Where are you going?”
“Bathroom.”
He let go.
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