Ingredients
2 cups mixed berries, fresh or frozen.
2 large eggs.
1 cup milk.
½ cup sugar.
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
½ cup all-purpose flour.
Pinch of salt.
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2 cups mixed berries, fresh or frozen.
2 large eggs.
1 cup milk.
½ cup sugar.
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
½ cup all-purpose flour.
Pinch of salt.
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