I Told My Ex’s Sister, “Stay Here This Storm Is Too Dangerous”… She Replied, “Only If I’m Not Sleeping on the Couch.”

Then I realized I was less a fiancé and more a renovation project she kept trying to finish.

“Stand straighter, Ben.”

“Talk more at my father’s dinners, Ben.”

“Don’t wear work boots to brunch, Ben.”

By the time we ended it, I felt like a house stripped down to studs.