My Husband Teased Me at a Pool Party, Saying I Wasn’t as Attractive as His Brother’s New Wife S0 I Put Him in His Place, and He’ll Never Forget It…

My husband shuffled in, his hair sticking out sideways, phone in his palm.

“Coffee ready?”

“You’ll have to make it,” I said.

“Rough one?”

“She was up at two, four, and five.”