Another night she’d insist she wasn’t dirty.
I thought she was simply trying to avoid bedtime.
That’s what every parent thinks, isn’t it?
So I laughed it off.
“Nice try,” I’d say.
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Another night she’d insist she wasn’t dirty.
I thought she was simply trying to avoid bedtime.
That’s what every parent thinks, isn’t it?
So I laughed it off.
“Nice try,” I’d say.
I thought I knew why my husband kept asking me to wait before having children. He said it was the money, the timing, the…