My Boyfriend Got Drunk at a Party and Told Everyone I Was “Basically His Maid With Benefits”—Then He Blocked the Door So I Couldn’t Leave While His Friends Laughed. I Smiled, Sat Down, and Waited Quietly for the Night to End… But This Morning His Parents Won’t Stop Calling Me

Ryan grinned and wrapped an arm around one of his friends’ shoulders.

“She’s basically my maid with benefits,” he announced proudly. “Great for scrubbing toilets and helping with rent… but way too boring for anything else.”

A few people laughed.

Someone muttered, “Dude…”

But Ryan kept going.