The first night of my honeymoon should have felt like a dream.
The wedding was over.
The guests were gone.
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The first night of my honeymoon should have felt like a dream.
The wedding was over.
The guests were gone.
The Sunday brunch crowd had arrived right on schedule. The diner buzzed with conversation. Coffee cups clinked against saucers. Servers hurried between tables balancing…