I wasn’t planning to cry that morning.
I had promised myself I wouldn’t.
For weeks, I had prepared for this day.
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I wasn’t planning to cry that morning.
I had promised myself I wouldn’t.
For weeks, I had prepared for this day.
“You’re my girlfriend, not my wife.” Jenna knocked softly on the door, and I let her in, my heart still heavy from Marcus's words.…