“Half an inch.”
“Nope.”
“Quarter of an inch?”
“Mom.”
“Okay, okay.”
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“Half an inch.”
“Nope.”
“Quarter of an inch?”
“Mom.”
“Okay, okay.”
“You’re my girlfriend, not my wife.” Jenna knocked softly on the door, and I let her in, my heart still heavy from Marcus's words.…