“Half an inch.”
“Nope.”
“Quarter of an inch?”
“Mom.”
“Okay, okay.”
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“Half an inch.”
“Nope.”
“Quarter of an inch?”
“Mom.”
“Okay, okay.”
I was only fifteen when they dressed me in white and convinced me I was the luckiest girl in the village. Everyone smiled at…