“Read the second page,” I told Mara.
For several seconds, there was only silence on the phone.
Then Mara said, “He’s reading it.”
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“Read the second page,” I told Mara.
For several seconds, there was only silence on the phone.
Then Mara said, “He’s reading it.”
My husband had always been quick with a joke, especially when someone else was the punchline. For years I laughed along, because it was…