Another neighbor laughed quietly.
“Apparently he cares more about his lawn than the house.”
At first we thought the jokes were exaggerated.
Until the signs appeared.
Three of them.
PRIVATE PROPERTY — DO NOT STEP ON THE GRASS.
A week later, Victor himself confirmed the rumors when a group of neighborhood kids accidentally chased a soccer ball onto the edge of his lawn. He stormed out of his front door like someone had just broken into his house.