A Security Guard Accused an 85-Year-Old Woman of Stealing at a Supermarket But When She Pulled Something From Her Pocket, He Turned Pale and Began to Cry

“Like helping your mother with her garden?” Mom asked.

You investigate dead relatives.

“Exactly. Those dead relatives never ask me to pull weeds.”

Dad chuckled. “See, Eleanor? Our daughter has her priorities straight.”

“For once,” Mom replied, smiling.