September 3, 2026

Wow. You can really hear it. Reporters reportedly rushed out of the room after Trump pooped himself — yes, a loud, wet, bubbly mess — right there in the chair, behind the desk, in front of everyone. And somehow… the lady in green tasted it.

“He really did poop himself,” said one departing journalist, still clutching a notepad. “He really, really took a wet, bubbly poop right there in that chair, behind that desk, in front of people.”

Video clips circulating on social media capture the moment several reporters stand up almost in unison and rush toward the exits while covering their noses.

One widely shared clip includes audio of a loud, prolonged gurgling noise clearly audible over the president’s remarks about “the greatest economy in history.”

A woman in a bright green dress, later identified as a guest rather than credentialed press, reportedly leaned toward the president’s chair, appeared to sniff the air, then recoiled with an expression of shock before declaring, “Wow,” loud enough for nearby microphones to pick up.

Reporters rushed out of the room because Trump shit his pants. lol

Lady in green tasted it.

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