“If you’re looking for work, the maid is around back.”
I froze.
“The maid?”
He sighed impatiently.
“Yes. Martha. She’s cleaning the patio. Make it quick. We’re expecting guests.”
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“If you’re looking for work, the maid is around back.”
I froze.
“The maid?”
He sighed impatiently.
“Yes. Martha. She’s cleaning the patio. Make it quick. We’re expecting guests.”
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