A Security Guard Accused an 85-Year-Old Woman of Stealing at a Supermarket But When She Pulled Something From Her Pocket, He Turned Pale and Began to Cry

Dad, George, used to tease me about my hobby.

“Other people watch television, Claire. You investigate dead relatives.”

I research family trees.

“They’re usually more interesting.”

“Certainly quieter,” Mom added.

Dad laughed. “You should try researching living relatives sometime.”

“Why? They’re the ones who keep asking me for favors.”